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ACMs Feh Carpet: Carrie Underwood
Is it just me, or does Carrie Underwood not seem all that jazzed about this? Sure, she’s smiling, but it’s the stretched, tight grin of a woman who’s been told by a kinky saboteur not to complain or...
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ACMs Fug Carpet: The Band Perry
I’m sure these are very nice people, but I almost can’t focus on Kimberly Perry’s dishwater fountain of a gown, because I’m so distracted by the fact that she’s the week-old turkey in a vampire...
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ACM Fugs and Fabs: Miranda Lambert
I decided in February — right around when she was chatting Lady Gaga’s head off at the Grammys, in between tweeting about how gross Chris Brown is — that I like Miranda Lambert. She seems like a...
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AMCs Fug Carpet: Beth Behrs
An eagle-eyed Fug National pointed out that Blonde Lea Michele’s dress here is the same as the one Annie Potts just wore on GCB. That is unfortunate timing. It was never going to look better in this...
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ACM Awards Fug Carpet: Sheryl Crow
WORDS, y’all. Pants WHAT? Bodice HUH? Flares HMM? Tan HEH? Fit REALLY? Highlights ARE YOU SURE? It’s the fashion equivalent of chronic uptalking. Read More ...
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ACM Awards Well Played Carpet: Taylor Swift
I miss Taylor’s non-banged curly hair. Granted, more ladies in her alleged genre have wavy blonde hair, so she stands out with the pin-straight ‘do and bangs, but I don’t think it suits her and I...
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ACM Awards Fug Carpet: Shania Twain
I literally do not even have words for how much I hate this. What is stronger than, “this don’t impress me much”? It is so weird. First of all, it’s possible that Shania Twain is the only person in...
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ACM Awards Well Chosen: Carrie Underwood
I say “well chosen” instead of “well played” because, while I love this, I am not entirely sure the two of them were M.F.E.O. Which is to say, “made for each other,” which, if you have ever seen...
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ACMs Slow-Clap Carpet: Kaley Cuoco
Kaley “Head Suit” Cuoco has DONE IT AGAIN. Read More ...
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ACMs Fug Carpet: Faith Hill
I think someone is suffering from attention deficit disorder. That is to say, the fear that there is a deficit of attention being sent her way now that her husband was on the cover of People in a...
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Fugs and Fabs of the American Country Awards: Ladies in Basic Black (Which...
If it’s Tuesday, there must be a country music awards show! Read More ...
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ACM Awards Fug or Fab: Taylor Swift in J.Mendel
Full disclosure: I actually really like this. I’m so thrilled to see her keep moving past the shiny, spangly, short thing — and you guys KNOW I love shiny AND spangly. It’s just that for a couple of...
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ACM Awards Fug Carpet: Faith Hill (with Tim McGraw)
I like to think that Tim is sidling up behind her and saying, “If I’d known you were going to wear that color, I would have worn all denim and we could have done our best Britney and Justin.” I mean,...
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ACM Awards Fug or Fab Carpet: Miranda Lambert in Randi Rahm and Blake Shelton
You know those celebrity couples you worry about even though you don’t know them, and you’re well aware that you don’t know them, and you’re actually not even that invested in them, not really? That’s...
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ACM Awards Fug Carpet, Shakira in Zuhair Murad
Because when I think “country music,” I think SHAKIRA. Okay, okay: She’s got a duet with Blake Shelton out right now, so I’ll allow it. I’ll also allow it because as much as I am someone who (as you...
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ACMs Fugs and Fabs and YES and WTF: The Dudes
Every time I see this Jake Owen guy, I think, “Hello there, Cheesy Luke Wilson.” Read More ...
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ACMs Fug or Fab Carpet: Olivia Munn in Reem Acra
I mean, it’s not actively offensive. It’s not pulling my hair and spitting in it and trying to light it on fire, or anything. But nor do I like it. I’m not sure what Olivia Munn is doing there, as...
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ACM Awards Fug Carpet: Kacey Musgraves in Miu Miu
I feel like, at some point, Mrs Prada was all, “this is perfect…except it needs MORE MORE MORE” and then added like twenty other bells and whistles to what was originally a totally lovely gown. Now...
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ACMs Fug/Fab Face-Off: Sheryl Crow vs. Kimberly Perry
I’m thinking of this one as The Battle of Dresses That Look Like Photoshop Effects. This one is Shatter, or maybe Stained Glass. It looks like some keenly chosen mouse clicks broke the black fabric...
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